Complete experience, bloated

• [8] Linux Mint Debian Edition (LMDE)
  • Shitty package management.
• [9] Mageia
  • Doesn't boot up.

Complete experience, small / light

• [10] Absolute-Linux (Slackware)
  • Reminds me of the brand of vodka.
  • Doesn't boot. The data transfer to my USB stick may have been corrupted.

• [11] antiX (Debian Testing, MEPIS)
  • Doesn't actually work.

• [12] ArchBang (Arch-Linux, inspired by CrunchBang Linux)
  • Openbox
  • No package manager dependency resolution. Generally hackish.

• [13] AUSTRUMI (Austrum Latvijas Linukss) (Slackware)
  • Doesn't boot. The data transfer to my USB stick may have been corrupted.

• [14] Bodhi-Linux (Debian, Ubuntu)
  • Enlightenment
  • Doesn't boot. The data transfer to my USB stick may have been corrupted.

• [15] CrunchBang Linux (Debian Testing)
  • Openbox
  • Couldn't get World of Warcraft working under Wine.

• [16] CTKArch (Arch Linux)
  • Openbox
  • Amateur-night package management, or repository or some such. Unusable.

• [17] Damn-Small-Linux ("DSL")
  • Doesn't boot. The data transfer to my USB stick may have been corrupted.

• [18] Puppy-Linux
  • JWM
  • Doesn't actually work.

• [19] SliTaz GNU-Linux
  • Openbox
  • Doesn't use my native resolution.

• [20] Tiny-Core-Linux
  • Fails to boot up.

Bare system

You customize it to be or to stay light.

• [21] Arch Linux
  • Abysmally user-unfriendly.

• [22] Slackware
  • No package management, complex, awkward, unfriendly.

• [23] Unity-Linux
  • Awesome, but it doesn't have its act together.